- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What did death say to life? Go die

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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