Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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