- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

The WNBA.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Refridgerator.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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