What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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