- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

there was once a jew

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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