- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is 9+10? 19

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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