One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Moral

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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