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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What is 9+10? 19

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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