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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Guess what? AIDS!

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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