How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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So does Blake

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Justin with a hat.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Smeg...

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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