Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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