who is awesome? no one...

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Republicans

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

I love pissing people off :P

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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