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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''