What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Lil Wayne

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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. . I am a whale

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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