- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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