- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

I read the terms of service.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Erectile Dysfunction.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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