Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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