What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Who is John Galt?

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

PIED NINNY!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Chuck norris

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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