Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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