suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Suck pussy

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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