- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

James Patrick Campbell

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

The Morman Religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

ur mum

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

I? Everett

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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