- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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