Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Water? I hardly know her.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What can hitler cook well Steak

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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