- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

there once was a black man who played basketball

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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