Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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you suck

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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