how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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