What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Refrigerator

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Guess what What

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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