Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Where's the soap?

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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