Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Racial equality.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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