You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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You're a frog

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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