- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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