- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

THE GAME

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

in soviet russia, cow milks you

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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