- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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