A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Phew... it's gone.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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You were born.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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