- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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