What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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more chocolate?

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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