- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Jovan

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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