- Anti Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.