Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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nice tits.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Black people

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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