Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Thats what she said

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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