Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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