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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Mitt Romney

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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