- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Your mom is so nice.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.