What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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YOU

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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