Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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This is a joke

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Knock knock come in.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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