- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Michel Moor on a die...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Womans baksetball...

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Where are you going Your house

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what came first the chicken or the chips

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