Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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MySpace.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Women's rights

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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