- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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