- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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