How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

womans rights...

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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