- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Womens rights

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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