- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Your Mother

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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