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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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