- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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