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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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