- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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