You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Grace Ackerson

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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