A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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OOOOPPS /

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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