- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A gay man watches football.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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