Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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