Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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snooki

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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