- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

angelosnyder is not gay

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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