How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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