What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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