Why did the dog die? He was old

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i just pooped that is all!

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Anti Joke

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