What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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