A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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