I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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