- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

God. God.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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