Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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