The Female Orgasm

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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