Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

You and your parents are going to die today

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What's green and blue? yellow

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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