you dint have to be a jew matt

race-car = rac-ecar

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

whats the best thing about polio...death

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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