- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What's two plus two? Window

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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