- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

hard cheese

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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