What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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An Artic Storm.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Knock knock *open*

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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