Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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