- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.