John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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