- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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