Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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