- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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