If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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