Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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