- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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