A sober Irish individual.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Barack Obama plays basketball

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did death say to life? Go die

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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